Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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