im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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