Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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