i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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