my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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