Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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