Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
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