Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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