The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I am mentally ready for anal.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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