I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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