I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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