I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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