yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
