Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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