"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I woke up with a black eye and dim memories of announcing that i had super powers. I shoved my pockets full of canned tuna and tried to jump off the balcony. And then my boyfriend called the cops.
so you're not coming in to work today?
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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