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Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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