Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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