What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
handjob tips. give me some.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
worst night to have a conscience
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
She needs sedatives and a leash
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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