quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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