i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
