another moral hangover. fuck.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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