is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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