Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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