Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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