Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
People in love make me want to vomit
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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