So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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