Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I just want to make out with him forever
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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