it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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