In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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