doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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