The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I have already put on my inside pants.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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