She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Randomize
