tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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