i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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