So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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