As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Randomize