I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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