Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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