That's intense
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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