Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
