I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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