The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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