I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Randomize
