windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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