Having a random hookup so left but love u
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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