so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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