so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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