so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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