PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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