I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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