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When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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