I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Life is so much better after having sex.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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