remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
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