I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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