We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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