I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
