why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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